The other day I was bored and I kept noticing these obscenely long hairs on my arms here and there. I busted out the scissors and started snipping. And once I started I just couldn't stop. SFC Tussey turns around mid-snip, looking horrified and says "MA"AM! What are you DOING?!" So in short, they think I'm a bit of a weirdo. I still see Simpson quite often even though hes not in the company anymore. I got my wisdom teeth out the other day and I run into him in the clinic, puffy cheeked with bloody drool spilling over my lips. He wants to chat.....and chat. I keep turning to go and he keeps starting new sentences. Oh well.

Brussels was beautiful. Excellent beer and good chocolate too! The waffles were great as well. 

One of my old soldiers is a total hick type-talks real slow, has horrible oral hygiene and has ears that are perpendicular to his head. Me and my CO were standing in the motorpool today and the illustrious SPC Simpson saunters in, stands at parade rest in front of me and says “Ma’am do you have any donkey dicks?” I said “excuse me?” Then he says “Well uhh that’s what we call the uuhhh fuel spouts.” I knew this fact but I was appalled that this nickname had become so commonplace that he used it in front of two officers. He hadn’t even really realized what he’d said. I was laughing so hard.



So I went into 1SG’s office where all the PSGs were and told them what simpson said. They all busted out laughing of course and were making up responses for me like “What are you trying to imply? That I have a dick? Let me whip it out for you!” etc etc It was pretty damn funny. The rest of the day they kept asking me if I’d found my donkey dick to give to Simpson. So inaprop. WHO gets asked this stuff at a normal job? Where are we working??!!