HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Describe your current state of mind:
	Embrace the pirate within
	I never floss, my teeth are destroyed
	Lets be naked more often
	I had nothing to do, so I walked in circles
	I'm white with a black soul.
	I want to go to Kentucky
	considering buying stock in Kmart
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