SGT D is always singing some random song-usually in a high pitched screech. Now, with my bday coming up he keeps saying-or threatening, rather-that he's going to sing to me as my present. Every time I tell him to shut up he says "Well there goes your present!"

We have been exercising our computer nerd superiority yelling "Move!" at people when they mess around and try to fix things themselves.

I had "Too Much Time On My Hands" by STYX in my head today, which is ridiculous because it couldn't be farther from the truth.

Charles Bridge- We love Hoegaarden-our jail cell-hot shoes 

Sarah and I got completely smashed 3 nights in a row. The only thing different about a 3 day weekend is that there is an extra day to get completely smashed. The first night was in Bamberg with Danny's fam. Then we headed to Prague (after some much needed cappucinos and cherry pastries). We got chased by a drugged out street girl putting her eyeliner on using a shop window as a mirror. We met some Czech guys after multiple Hoegaardens (kick ass beer) and discovered how much the Czechs hate the Germans. Hoegaardens are served in such huge glasses you can't lift it with one hand so it feels like you're drinking out of a bowl. We bought the cutest shoes ever in Mango's - can't go wrong with patent leather. Our pension used to be a jail so we stayed in what was essentially a cell complete with a thick heavy door with a feeding slot and a ladder that led up to our tiny escape window. Oh communism. The steak house we went to served up some delicous carnivorous eats- I had lamb steak wtih roasted veggies and she had beef sirloin. ummmhmmmm