10 Things Most People Don't Know About Me (and probably don't care to know)
10. I call my siblings : Ashwipe and My-hole.
9. I once bit a girl on purpose.
8. I once left a piece of asparagus on a stupid boy's doorstep-
7. I prefer to pee outdoors.
6. I want to teach kickboxing.
5. I can't marry a guy who doesnt know anything about football.
4. I'm a stalker-watch out!
3. I have a hard time eating in public. I end up shredding everything I get my hands on.
2. I once choked a guy when he asked me to go down on him. I mean, WHO asks??
1. I can put my foot behind my head.

For my Army class we are doing a section on goal setting, then evaluating our own goals and forming plans. It involved making a list and then giving a reason for each goal. (yeah, we're brainiacs) I t's funny how stepping outside of your life for 3 months can change your whole perspective. Here's a goal I wanted to put down: 1) Not being a slutty whore this year. Reason: the old April was as pure as the driven slush. Her old motto used to be "Call me beautiful and you'll get some-I promise!" But I thought it hardly appropriate. But instead I opted for a more realistic yet equally virtious goal-1) No drunken fist fights at parties. (Only sober ones in the parking lot.)