Thursday, February 06, 2003

I can think of several reasons people should be shot. One is for inventing double stuf oreos. I can't concentrate on anything, even the riveting Passions, when I know they are hangin out in the kitchen....wedged in between the soup and the healthy choice cereal bars. I pour a huge glass of milk and go to work. And I have to keep eating them until the milk is gone. So that can mean 3,4, 6 or even 8 oreos. I'll eat them until I feel sick. Yes, Whoever caused this vice in my life should be shot indeed.