Saturday, August 10, 2002

JOIN THE DUCT TAPE CLUB. only requirement for members: one must duct tape a foreign object to one's body in the interest of safety. co-founders jackie and april (who initially discovered the comforts of duct taping themselves together at a riot) recently inducted a new member, melissa, at the Warped Tour 2002. melissa was found after a two hour search, covered from head to toe in ashy dust, with her withered sandal duct taped to her foot. "i love this sandal," was her only response.