Can I just say Vegas is the shit? Now I know why they call it Sin City. Porn and fights on the streets, all night drinking, sex in a school parking lot as the sun is coming up. Who does that? I got a few bruises and scrapes from climbing off of a roof (don't ask), but all in all, I escaped unscathed and still financially intact. It got me yelling phrases like "Viva Las Vegas!" and "party in da club!"

You know you lead an interesting life when you've got "appeal restraining order" on your to-do list....