Um, due to events being video taped on friday night, I have come to the sad conclusion that I can't ever have a political career. Okay, so it's not that sad. Last night was even wilder. These rugby girls bring out the freak in me, or maybe that is just the budlight. Well, we bring out the alcoholic in each other for sure:

"may i use the bathroom?" -jules (talking about her own bathroom)
"Try not to laugh at me. I know it will be hard 'cause I'm pretty funny." -Anna Soo
"Don't mess with my pussy!" -Jules (talking about a pillow with a cat on it)
"April can sleep in my bed. Everyone else get the fuck out!" -Jules

And can someone clear this up for me....is being a lesbian contagious? Our team has some sort of epidemic. I just don't get how this happens. (That is NOT on the video you pervs!)