"I'd rather be a lesbian than a whore" went over very well with my dudes.

Nerdy jokes from work : "Did you see the SIZE of his PST? It's enormous; it's taking up most of his hard drive if ya know what I'm sayin"

"Hey sir can I grab your DELL?" "It sounds dirty when you say it like that"

We're very tight at work and I love it. We now call fat ppl "Mr Biscuits", it seems to fit very well.