One of my old soldiers is a total hick type-talks real slow, has horrible oral hygiene and has ears that are perpendicular to his head. Me and my CO were standing in the motorpool today and the illustrious SPC Simpson saunters in, stands at parade rest in front of me and says “Ma’am do you have any donkey dicks?” I said “excuse me?” Then he says “Well uhh that’s what we call the uuhhh fuel spouts.” I knew this fact but I was appalled that this nickname had become so commonplace that he used it in front of two officers. He hadn’t even really realized what he’d said. I was laughing so hard.



So I went into 1SG’s office where all the PSGs were and told them what simpson said. They all busted out laughing of course and were making up responses for me like “What are you trying to imply? That I have a dick? Let me whip it out for you!” etc etc It was pretty damn funny. The rest of the day they kept asking me if I’d found my donkey dick to give to Simpson. So inaprop. WHO gets asked this stuff at a normal job? Where are we working??!!