I am quite possibly the classiest hoe you all know. I went shopping with Paula and Molly yesterday. Then we got shitfaced at the mall at Red Robin. I'm not much of a shopper, I just went for the beer. Red Robin has these lucious 22oz pilser glasses and a hot black guy with a nose ring serving up Sam Adams. A little slice of heaven, folks.
We went home, got in the hot tub and were drinkin more beer and the subject of Halloween came up. I was robbed of my Halloween this year 'cause we had Army stuff to do. Molly had a dominatrix out fit complete with whip, a police officer outfit and a nurse outfit just hangin out in her closet. We decided to put them on and go buy some alcohol at the liquor store. The cashier says "costume party?" I'm like "what? no..." and just acted like everything was normal.

Then we drank more beer and decided it was a good idea to go to the Wildcat House in costume as well. It was such a riot. The bouncer let us in for free. We didnt pay for anything and people kept coming up to me with various "injuries" for me to fix 'cause I had the nurse outfit on. We were definitely the talk of the bar. People were staring and pointing and dancin all up on us. hehe Not bad for a soon to be LT in 5 weeks! Even girls would come up to us and say "YOu guys are SO cool!" We just acted oblivious and continued to strut.

To top off an absolutely fabulous night, Paola's mom went out with us. After 4 rounds of scotch on the rocks Derek had to order drinks for her bc the bar tender couldn't understand her. After dancin like a madwoman with random people, she gets in the car and throws up straight scotch. heheheheh