UA Women's Rugby Awards, as decided by ME

Most Likely to Hate You for No Reason: Red (no explanation needed)
Most Improved Playa: Anna Soo (Pete? Matt? Donny? Four Oklahoma boys at Albuquerque? Need I go on?)
Best Use of Slang: Laine and Jules (Tappin that ass raw)
Most Likely to be Inebriated and Out of Control: April and Jules
Biggest Pothead: Lizzel
Most Likely to Pee on Your Leg: Mac (LA by the freeway)
Most Likely to Vomit on Your Shoes: Anna Soo (Star Ranch Parking lot incident.)
Most Likely to Turn You Into a Bicurious Individual: Rachel (just ask Yvette and Anna)
Most Excited by Alcohol: Red
Hangin Up the Pimp Cane: April
Best Use of Whipped Cream: Leigh (It's my birthday, whose turn is it?!)
Biggest Boy Magnent: Laine and Kristin
Most Likley to Create Drama: Yvette
Most Likely to Tell you You Look Fat: Kanisha
Most Innocent: Emily
Runner UP for Most Innocent: Anna Soo (I"m a GOOD kid!)
Most Narcississtic: Yvette (Look at me!)
Best Dance Moves: Morning Star (for grinding on random boys at pimps and hoes party)
Nicest Booty: Danielle
Most Improved Tolerance: Shelley
Biggest Hippie: Rachel (Dirty Hippie. Just ask Amanda)
Most Likely to Accidently Steal Your Boyfriend: Kristin
Best Painkiller Supplier: Erin (thanks for the vicodin!)
Most Likely to Drink Alcohol While Sitting in a Wheelchair: Shelley ("I love vodka!")
Best Bruises: Danielle (Check the video from Albuquerque for proof)
Most Meterosexual: Rachel