I miss Joanna :-(

So last week was my second intimate confrontation with the ditch. This time, i was getting off the bus by my house, but the damn driver had pulled too close to the edge of the road, so i was pressed up against the bus ace ventura style, trying to edge my way to the road without tumbling into the depths. Well, no dice, the driver closed the doors, which i was leaning against, which flung me head first into the ditch where i lay stunned. the bus driver decides it is necessary to turn on his hazards and leap off the bus shouting sorry at me, meanwhile the entire packed bus is learing out the windows at me....i was like, go fucking figure.