This is my cousin Ronnie. Hard to beleive we aren't actually blood related.......

"Hey Ape, No i haven't been to the ER yet, but there was one night i
probably should have. I started drinking tequila and rum, then didnt
remember drinking the whiskey or the vodka or shotgunning beer after beer.
Apperently i was up all night long howling at the moon and chasing people on
the street. Rough night. Then my b-day weekend i drank for nearly 60 hours
straight, took about 12 hours off and started again. I ended up having
around 80-100 drinks that weekend, around 40-50 of them on Sat alone. Rough
rough weekend. I got some beer to drink now, so i'll talk
to you later.
Ron