Wednesday, June 26, 2002

signs that the parents have given up all hope for any kind of authority over their children:
*mama lets you coerce her arms above her head in an awkward robot shimmy while she attempts to discipline her bad bad kiddies

*daddy sits idly by as Meme and i mock the fruits of his cha-cha lessons with extra-feminine rump shakin and limp wristed prancing

*the 'rents realize that my bro believes he turned 21 three years ago (he's 20) and, hence, had an inner-fam alchie party in the backyard

* "jackaLIN! moniCA! i told you to-" (commence foot tickling) "oh God, oh God, please stop. okay, okay. i'm telling your father!"

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