Michelle and i had a very strange enounter yesterday. We had just finished our spectacular session at Paint Your Ass Off. We were getting into her car and this lady comes up to us, normal looking, mid 30s
and starts babbling on about how her daughter has some Hercules toys in her car and locked the keys in there. She was just babbling incoherently about nothing we cared about, something about keys and cars and what not.
So Michelle finally says, Did you need a ride to your car? is that what you're asking? So the lady says oh yeah sure. I give michelle the look of death and i cram my ass into the backseat. I have to lay down 'cause i can't really fit in there any other way, while this large woman plops down in the front. I wanted to scream "This is a 77 Toyota Celica for Christssake! You don't ask a two people with a two seater for a ride!" As we're driving down to the spot (which happens to be an f-ing block down the road!) the lady makes random-ass comments like "wow they have sure outdone themselves with those hanging baskets" (I didn't see any hanging baskets) and "So are you going to Florida?" Michelle says "Florida?" The lady is like yeah, 'for your spring break?" Michelle tells her that spring break was over (2months ago!). Is she for real with this? So as the lady is getting out she says "have a good graduation!" (we graduated 2 yrs ago) I untangle myself from the back seat and climb to the front. We pull away, too apalled to even laugh.