Top 10 Signs Your Grandparents are still Sexually Active
10. Pair of edible depends found on bedroom floor
9. Lately, at night they put their teeth in the same glass.
8. Granpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of denture burn.
7. Granny found cuffed to her walker.
6. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
5. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.
4. Your "grandma" is Anna Nicole Smith
3. You've just seen the photos in the "Beaverhunt" section of the May issue of Hustler.
2. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
1. Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for 'doggy style."

Now that you are all thoroughly disgusted.....