Oh home. So tame, yet amusing. Here's a few of the most exciting goings on in this lil island town:
Police Reports
4:08 pm The reporting party told officers his neighbor shook his arms at him and told him he would see the reporting party in hell. An investigation revealed no crime.
12:59 pm Officers stopped a vehicle for driving erratically, and the car matched the description of a vehicle said to be driving on the bike path. The driver said she had not been driving on the bike path.
2:15 pm a person reported that a man with dark curly hiar came into a business on N Main St to use the restroom and smeared feces all over.
....Now, understand that a good portion of our residents have scanners. If the call is coming from an area near their home (or sometimes not even) they will head on down to the scene and arrive before the officers do! The crazy part is that I am not exaggerating one bit!_
Police Reports
4:08 pm The reporting party told officers his neighbor shook his arms at him and told him he would see the reporting party in hell. An investigation revealed no crime.
12:59 pm Officers stopped a vehicle for driving erratically, and the car matched the description of a vehicle said to be driving on the bike path. The driver said she had not been driving on the bike path.
2:15 pm a person reported that a man with dark curly hiar came into a business on N Main St to use the restroom and smeared feces all over.
....Now, understand that a good portion of our residents have scanners. If the call is coming from an area near their home (or sometimes not even) they will head on down to the scene and arrive before the officers do! The crazy part is that I am not exaggerating one bit!_
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