Friday, November 25, 2005

Quotes from the work place. They sound as random to me as they do to you.

SFC T: "What ya got there ma'am?"
Me: "A mix of maxwell house and hot chocolate. It's no 20 piece mcnuggets, but it'll do" (referring to his 20 pc a day habit)

SFC T: "Hittin the hard stuff ma'am?" (nodding at my Dr Pepper)
Me: "Yeah I"m tryin to kick my coke habit." (coke, as in coca-cola)

The Don: "What's with you?"
Me: "popped my hip outta joint this weekend."
The Don "Freeeak!"
SFC T: "From carryin the keg up the stairs..."

Me: "I found this bump on my head and I dont know where it came from"
SFC T: "Hit your head on the keg, passin out? It's probably related to your hip joint incident"

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