Well I didn't get to go home for this Thanksgiving hoe-liday. My sister made sure I didn't miss anything-it went a little somethin like this:
So did you have a good thanksgiving? Forks was different this time. First of all it was weird without you. And then Ronnie wasn't there either. But Aunt Jackie, and her son and his gay friend came. At the dinner table Mike said in a gay voice, "Can you pass the butter please?" Right in front of the gay couple. Mom said she wanted to die. She was so embarrased. The thing is, MIke didn't even know they were gay, and was just being himself. But one of the guys heard him, and just kinda laughed and mimicked him. It was kinda funny. Then there was the usual aunt Tammie screaming "shut the fuck up!" at kelly and who ever else was messing around. Then she proceeded to grab a stick from her mantle and chase after them with it. It was great.

Yeah I missed all that while I was chillin outside in the 75 degree Tucson weather...so sad, so sad.