I had the most disturbing dream last night. I dreamt that I found out that I was pregnant...by none other than Brent Riley. You fellow Coupe-city classmates of mine know who I am talking about. For those of you who don't, this kid doesnt exactly have, shall we say, "sex appeal." I haven't thought about that kid in 2 years! How obscure is that?! Then somehow I forgot I was pregnant and binge drank every weekend for 6 months. Suddenly I remembered that I was pregnant and that I really shouldn't be drinking...What an ephiphany!